Wake up late - Check
Fall down stairs in your rush to get to the laundry room because you didn’t get the laundry put away last night because you got caught up in watching “Hoarding: Buried Alive” and therefore found that you had no underwear in your dresser drawer after you got out of your shower, thus necessitating the rush to the laundry room to find said underwear - Check
Put underwear on inside out and backwards - Check
Leave lunchbox sitting on kitchen counter - Check
Accidentally run stop sign at railroad tracks because you were busy cursing yourself for forgetting your lunch - Check
Nearly get caught by local law enforcement for going slightly over the speed limit - Check
Arrive at work a ½ hour late - Check
Spill water down the front of shirt - Check
Scarf down two pieces of chocolate chip banana bread that some co-worker brought to the morning meeting and receive looks of both admiration and revulsion for the speed of consumption - Check
Drop chocolate chip on front of shirt and unknowingly grind into fabric - Check
Realize you have chocolate chip on your boob - Check
Discreetly try to hide your chocolate chip boob from co-workers - Check
Fail at boob hiding - Check
Go to candy machine to buy chocolate to console yourself over the failure to hide the chocolate chip boob only to have the candy machine eat your money and laugh at you while you wail and gnash your teeth at the unfairness of the universe - Check
Stub your toe kicking the sadistic candy machine - Check
Burst into tears upon the realization that you still have 9 more hours at work - Check
8/29/2011
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3 Clever Retorts:
Throw fit because no one commented - Check
Feel grossly unloved - Check
Eat chocolate to console self - Check, check, checkity, check, check
Man rough day? those kind of days are so hard!I can sympathize:)
Will a comment from a new reader help? I've been reading over some back posts the last few days. Would you like to know how I found you? It was a Google search for Daffy Duck as Robin Hood and Porky Pig as Friar Tuck. :-D (wanted a pic of them ROFL to share with some co-workers, unfortunately not to express genuine amusement!)
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